Sit Down, I Have Something to Tell You

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Trees scream
when bulldozers plow into them. See my poem, "Hardwoods to be Executed, Sorry for Inconvenience."

More and more people are screaming
in silence. . .or not. . .and it is all John Barleycorn's
fault.
See my poem, "From the Horse's Mouth."

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Soon-to-be-Famous Quotes: "Happy" is easy. Pick up your cell phone or sit down at your PC and order it now. It is possible for a sane and intelligent person to happy every minute. If s-he isn't, something is seriously wrong. Routes to "Happy" include plastic surgery, liposuction, body-building, drugs and other controlled and-or uncontrolled substances, blue chip stocks, multiple houses, cars, mates, boats, planes, collectibles, a huge and ever-changing wardrobe, lying, stealing, posing in Playboy a n d Playgirl, going on talk shows, trashing friends, churning out phony resumes for self and-or others, robbing, hiring hit people, and who-know-s-what-all, but it is The Goal. Anything less is UnAmerican. Just ask your friendly neighborhood advertising agency.
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God in [Her] wisdom invented the fly ............... ..................................... then forgot to tell us why.
Ogden Nash

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